Please come away

'Please come away form the water'
'Why?'
'Because you might fall in'
'I won't fall in'
'You might slip'
'I won't slip'
'Come away from the water - now!'
'But I didn't fall in'    and off she skipped...

It made me smile,  it seemed I'd heard it all before.
Many thanks to admirer for again hosting Silly Saturday