“What would happen if…”

We’re having breakfast.  I ask Igor what would happen if I used a fisheye lens in portrait mode.  “You'd have a big nose”.

I meant the tree. "It would look small (as in Father Ted small = faraway).  You need something big in the foreground.”

I went out to try it and he was correct. This is not shot in portrait mode but it is using a fisheye lens and it does have a big object in the foreground.