Animals Telling Jokes...Part Seven

The 7th installment in the series. The first six were: 1. Rabbits 2. Pigs 3. Geese 4. Horses 5. Sheep 6. Peacocks

Dabney, the donkey (on the left) is the joke-teller. His less than amused audience of one is his girl Dolores.

DABNEY: "Hey Doll...you want to hear my latest funnies?"

DOLORES: "Let's see...taking a snooze...or listening to you. Excuse me Dabney while I close my eyes."

DABNEY: "C'mon, lighten up. Here's joke number one. What do you get when you cross a donkey with a motorcycle?"

DOLORES: " I give. What?"

DABNEY: "A Yam-Hee-Haw. Ha ha ha!"

DOLORES: "We should have a barnyard rule:
NO JOKE TELLING BY A MULE!"

DABNEY: "Just one more Sweetums. A little holiday humor. What do donkeys send out near Christmas?"

DOLORES: "What?"

DABNEY: "Mule-tide greetings! Ha...mule-tide greetings!"

DOLORES: "Please...let there be all there is!"

DABNEY: "That's all that there is Doll,
                   I refuse to be crass.
                   'Cuz in front of you Love...
                   I refuse to say...to say...ass.

DOLORES: "Well...thanks for that."

Part number seven is history,
and I know it wasn't great.
But, I'll be on the lookout...
for jokesters for part 8.