May the force be with you...

Elliot had his 2 and a half year check today. Not sure if they were assessing him or me?!
"Do you ever feel like you can't cope?" -yes
"Have you ever thought about locking them away?" - no more than 5 times a day
"Do you think you handle being a parent well?" - shit, I'm a parent???

Anyway, they told me when he's fully grown he'll be 5ft 6. That's the truth, the graph said so.