I love castles I do...

We had been talking about setting fire to some Brillo pads and swinging them about to create light streaks.

Plan....

1. Buy Brillo pads.
2. Remember string and tripod.
3. Take torch to practice before creating fire.
4. head to 'Duffus' Castle.
5. Wait till dark.
6. Create amazing, Firey Orbs!!!

Reality...

1. Follow as above.
2. Get to 'Duffus' in the dark and disturb people having 'sexy time'!!
3. Skiddle with the torch, as an RAF tornado passes over to land in
nearby Lossiemouth.
4. Swinging the torchlight annoys nosey pilots so much they fail to
land, swing back towards us blasting their lights and zoom off
to repeat the process several times.
5. Tell Mr man not to light the Brillo's or we are getting bombed!!!
6. He tries to light them but alas, they are super-duper brillo's,
drenched in Mr Muscle, so no fire starting for us.
Not sure if they were trying to give us a good shot at the plane, but that was a fail, only light trails, However What a clever chappie I have, creating this heart, and what a lovely star kissed sky we were blessed with also, we will return with dry brillo's next time.