Cut Off

Okay, so you’re sitting around thinking, “Golly gee whiz, I need a blip for today. But it’s dark and I’m too sore to move around.”
What to do? What to do?

Then you realize that your phone is sitting on the table next to you. You pick it up and begin looking around.
“Is there anything around me that would be of interest to anyone,” you wonder. “I guess I could take a picture of the chair which has caused me to spend time in the one in which I am currently sitting,” you say to yourself. No, you decide that’s a poor choice. Okay, then.

You continue to ponder a possible solution to the situation. A question arises in your mind: “Is it possible to take a picture of myself without actually having much of myself in the picture?”

Sort of...
(...and I might be talking to myself in the third person way too much...)